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| Tim Westwood - Pimp My Phone |
9/5/2005 |
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| Dirty Sanchez - Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face |
8/3/2005 |
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| Peter Kay - Who's That, Who's That Calling At This Time… |
8/3/2005 |
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| Peter Kay - Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Me… |
8/3/2005 |
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| Craig David (Bo'Selecta) - You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break America… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Davina McCall (Bo'Selecta) - We're live we're live, so don't say f**k, bugger or chick with a dick |
11/19/2004 |
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| Denis Norden (Bo'Selecta) - If you're one of those people who like watching my show then I'm nearly dead |
11/19/2004 |
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| Frodo and Gollum - I don't want to say this but I'm, I'm - Say it master, say it - I'm f****g sick and tired… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Martine McCutcheon (Bo'Selecta) - Hello I'm Matine MucCutchicun. Ooo I'm gonna be sick again… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d |
11/19/2004 |
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| Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d. |
11/19/2004 |
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| Michael Jackson (Bo'Selecta) - I'm Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he he… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Richard and Judy (Bo'Selecta) - Ha you've reached me, Richard and Judy, shut up Judy, shut up… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Baddiel and Skinner (Bo'Selecta) - I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jew… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Stevie Wonder (Bo'Selecta) - Hi guys and welcome to sightseeing with me Stevie Wonder, today I'm in the Algarve |
11/19/2004 |
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| Kat Slater (Bo'Selecta) - I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings |
11/19/2004 |
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| The Bear - Hello and you've reached me, The Bear, you've just caught me thinking… |
11/19/2004 |
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| Avid Merrion - I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits... |
11/19/2004 |
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| Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Hello, this is Nadia, all woman…..or am I? |
11/18/2004 |
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| Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Oh My God! |
11/18/2004 |
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| Daleks - Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated |
11/18/2004 |
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| Tweety Pie - I tawt I taw a putty cat - Suffering Succotash - I did! I did! |
11/18/2004 |
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| Rugrats - Hey you babies pick up the phone… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Match Of The Day - Well have you ever seen anything quite like that… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Mission Impossible - This phone will self desctruct in 10 seconds… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Scooby Doo - Pick up the phone, like huh Scoob… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Inspector Gadget - Go go gadget mobile phone |
5/6/2004 |
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| E.T - E.T. phone home… |
5/6/2004 |
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| The Muppet Show - Kermit the Frog here…. |
5/6/2004 |
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| Austin Powers - Groovy baby, ooh behave… |
5/6/2004 |
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| James Bond - Bond, James Bond licensed to kill… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Benny Hill - Well I say, I say, I say... |
5/6/2004 |
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| The Simpsons - Don't have a cow man... |
5/6/2004 |
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| Pot Black - I'd love it to go in… |
5/6/2004 |
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| Steve Irwin - Well look at that little baby, I think that's a swamp monster calling you |
7/31/2003 |
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| Tommy Cooper - Your phone's ringing, just like that, ha ha |
7/31/2003 |
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| Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy) - Hello.... pick up ya phone...chow |
7/31/2003 |
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| Uncle Fred (Coronation Street) - I say you have a caller, I say you have a caller |
7/31/2003 |
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| Ab Fab - Well pick up the phone sweety I think its Patsy darling |
7/31/2003 |
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| Anne Robinson - So, don’t know much about answering your phone then |
7/31/2003 |
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| Barry White - Pick up the phone you sexy beast |
7/31/2003 |
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| Basil Fawlty - Are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear |
7/31/2003 |
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| Billy Connolly - I don’t bloody believe it, someone's trying to call ya |
7/31/2003 |
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| Bob Monkhouse - Now if that’s my wife tell her I'm washing my hair |
7/31/2003 |
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| Borat - You have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig |
7/31/2003 |
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| Brian Clough - You’ve got a phone call so answer it |
7/31/2003 |
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| Dale Winton - Well someones popular I’d pick that up if I were you |
7/31/2003 |
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| Des Lynam - Result just in ..you’ve got a phone call ...there |
7/31/2003 |
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| Elvis Presley - Hey baby someones on the phone so pick it up...thank you very much |
7/31/2003 |
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| Eminem - Nowdays everybody wanna talk when they got something to say |
7/31/2003 |
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| Harry Hill - A phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey |
7/31/2003 |
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| Julian Clary - I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... I thank you |
7/31/2003 |
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| Kermit - Hi ho, please don’t pick up the phone, I think its Miss Piggy |
7/31/2003 |
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| Kevin Keegan - I'm tellin you what I'd love it if you pick that up, love it |
7/31/2003 |
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| Mick Jagger - Some dudes tried to call you..... groovy man |
7/31/2003 |
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| Mrs Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances) - The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking |
7/31/2003 |
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